My well versed and distinguished friend Doug has worked elbow to elbow (in the same vicinity) with the president of the United States of America on several occasions handling our Great Nation's Comm Support. This virtuous character has also grace my poriferan like brain with amazing stories of Navy Seal escapades. I try to hold back the greenness and envy for the many diverse experiences my Doug has narrated to me. Everyone knows and Doug, but this is my EXCEPTIONAL DOUG!!!:)
-Rock on Doug
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"The BEST way to disable an opponent"
ReplyDeleteAccording to Doug, the very best way to disable an attacking opponent is not to strike at his head or neck, it isn't to punch him in the sternum or even to kick out his knee... it is to rapidly and viciously attack at the one place in the human body that is directly connected to the central nervous system, the prostate.
To accomplish this painful and debilitating attack you first approach your enemy and catch him off-guard, when he is least suspecting it you kick directly for his groin; unlike a typical "kick in the balls" where you kick flat-footed, in this move you will curl the tip of your foot in the air in an attempt to "put your big toe as far in their asshole as possible".
This attack will quickly render your opponent alive, but unconscious... making it the ideal way to fend off an attacker.
Not only is Doug so well connected that to question his veracity is tantamount to heresy, but you could wind up in a not so friendly third world nation if you choose not to tread lightly around this TITAN of a man. His latest tidbit that was divulged centered around a good friend Eric that is in charge of the White House mobile communications. Apparently it was a "common" site during the Clinton administration, to see a young beautiful woman leave Bills hotel room and promptly enter Hilary's. As to what transpired, only Doug and his well connected posse are privy to such lascivious goings on. But you may be lucky enough to see some of his private photo's to include a snap shot from the space station of the SR71 BlackBird flying circles around it in a demonstration of our great nations ability to defy the known laws of physics. You the man Doug, You the man.
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